Funny Item Names

• A Gnome Effigy

• A Steamy Romance Novel

• An Exotic Cookbook

• Broken I.W.I.N. Button

• Comfortable Insoles

• Dwarven Fishing Pole

• Fight Club

• Goldenscale Vendorfish

• Happy Fun Rock

• Moist Towelette

• Mug O’ Hurt

• Old Teamster’s Skull

• Pet Rock

• Shark Bait

• Shiny Dinglehopper

• Tear Stained Handkerchief

• The Stoppable Force

• Vial of Tears

• Voodoo Skull